“Baby, not tonight. I’m on my period.”
And I say,
Baby, I will make love to you until we look like a war zone.
Give me the sweet murder of your body
until they string up crime scene tape across the bedroom,
because period sex is awesome.
I will love you like surgery and I will transplant your heart.
I will love you like a horror movie,
’cause it’s about to be a bloodbath in here.
Do you think if we just bleed everywhere while on our periods that pads and tampons would start being offered for free? I’m tired of paying for this shit, especially since I don’t choose to bleed out my vagina every month.