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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

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s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n:

superm4n 

s-u-p-e-r-m-4-n:

superm4n 

(Source: pink-as-fl0yd, via miss-munster)

“Baby, not tonight. I’m on my period.”
And I say,


Baby, I will make love to you until we look like a war zone.
Give me the sweet murder of your body
until they string up crime scene tape across the bedroom,
because period sex is awesome.
I will love you like surgery and I will transplant your heart.
I will love you like a horror movie,
’cause it’s about to be a bloodbath in here.

Bloodbath by Christian Drake

(via morbidsmurf)
antisocialjustice:

Jesus Was A Creep.

antisocialjustice:

Jesus Was A Creep.

// I’m sorry,//

geauxin:

But if you won’t have sex with a girl because she is on her period, maybe you should sit down and practice coloring inside of the lines because you are a child.

heyashbutt:

Do you think if we just bleed everywhere while on our periods that pads and tampons would start being offered for free? I’m tired of paying for this shit, especially since I don’t choose to bleed out my vagina every month. 

// A Haiku About My Period //

underthesilentstars:

Omg these cramps
I really want to have sex
Where is my chocolate

// when im on my period //

blissvibez:

  • i want sex
  • i want chocolate 
  • i want sex
  • why am i crying
  • i want sex
  • i feel like im about to give birth to a alien 
  • i want sex
  • foooooooooooooood i want fooood
  • sex i want sex i want sex now
  • candy someone bring my candy
  • i want sex
  • i can’t leave my bed
  • sex
thelionesspurrs:

This is my uterus once a month.
*purrs*

thelionesspurrs:

This is my uterus once a month.

*purrs*

onlylolgifs:

Oreo Toothpaste Prank

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